About VitalMetrics

After years of getting bloodwork done and struggling to make sense of results through a PED lens, I got tired of GPs telling me my creatinine was “concerning” when it was just my muscle mass, or panicking over AST the day after a heavy squat session.

I wanted a tool that actually understood the context: one that could tell the difference between a genuinely dangerous marker and a perfectly normal result for an enhanced athlete. Something that tracked trends over time instead of reacting to single snapshots.

VitalMetrics is that tool. It parses blood test PDFs, logs compound protocols, runs AI-powered clinical analysis with PED-specific context, and tracks every marker over time so you can spot real problems before they become serious.

This is not medical advice and never will be. It is a harm-reduction tool built by someone who actually uses it. If you are serious about your health and your training, your bloodwork deserves better than generic lab ranges built for people who do not lift.